Ummm.........

Who doesn't like the taste of a mango? When that thick juicy pulp fills the mouth, it ignites that magical sensation of cool sweet bliss and everything else in the world seems immaterial. And then, the heart says," Ummm….." in our local language, we call it 'aam'. What an apt name!

Ummm, the fire of my tongue. Ummm, the scream of my buds. The all refreshing Ummm. Most certainly, you are a gift sent by God. When the devotees of God were fed up of baigan and karela soups, God said," Hmmm, let there be Ummm." Now you know why the yogis always chant 'Aum'. Actually, it’s the archaic form of Ummm. All they desire from the God is a big juicy mango.

For that matter, even the common man in our language is called 'Aam Aadmi'. You know why? Because when these leaders, industrialists and criminals relish the innards of common man, they say Ummm. This Ummm which seems to be growing at a rapid pace, is becoming more and more vulnerable to such Ummm-eater.

Lets get back to our real, juicy, pulpy, ultra yummy Ummm.
It is now being exported to the U.S.A! let me tell you the truth. This Ummm is actually a bait. When the unsuspecting Americans get the taste of this notorious Ummm, they will come begging on knees to our country for more. That lays ad 'No one can eat just one', is just an indication of the things to happen when this Ummm goes global.

Not for nothing is the Ummm called the king of fruit. Not only does it rule over all other fruits, it is the cause of war amongst other kind of kings. It's rising price in the market is just a start! This mischievous thing has plans to take over the world. And this time, we peacelovers are defenceless, unless some tongue-less aliens come to our rescue.

I have completely surrendered to the demands of this king. There is no hope, no point being hostile to it. Go, get a big Ummm and swear fealty to it. NOW!