Saturday, July 19, 2008

Ummm.........

Who doesn't like the taste of a mango? When that thick juicy pulp fills the mouth, it ignites that magical sensation of cool sweet bliss and everything else in the world seems immaterial. And then, the heart says," Ummm….." in our local language, we call it 'aam'. What an apt name!

Ummm, the fire of my tongue. Ummm, the scream of my buds. The all refreshing Ummm. Most certainly, you are a gift sent by God. When the devotees of God were fed up of baigan and karela soups, God said," Hmmm, let there be Ummm." Now you know why the yogis always chant 'Aum'. Actually, it’s the archaic form of Ummm. All they desire from the God is a big juicy mango.

For that matter, even the common man in our language is called 'Aam Aadmi'. You know why? Because when these leaders, industrialists and criminals relish the innards of common man, they say Ummm. This Ummm which seems to be growing at a rapid pace, is becoming more and more vulnerable to such Ummm-eater.

Lets get back to our real, juicy, pulpy, ultra yummy Ummm.
It is now being exported to the U.S.A! let me tell you the truth. This Ummm is actually a bait. When the unsuspecting Americans get the taste of this notorious Ummm, they will come begging on knees to our country for more. That lays ad 'No one can eat just one', is just an indication of the things to happen when this Ummm goes global.

Not for nothing is the Ummm called the king of fruit. Not only does it rule over all other fruits, it is the cause of war amongst other kind of kings. It's rising price in the market is just a start! This mischievous thing has plans to take over the world. And this time, we peacelovers are defenceless, unless some tongue-less aliens come to our rescue.

I have completely surrendered to the demands of this king. There is no hope, no point being hostile to it. Go, get a big Ummm and swear fealty to it. NOW!

Saturday, July 12, 2008


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The thing that they show in the Matrix. Can it be true? There is no way to tell. Our fantasies and stories portray the world as something completely unexpected but perfectly fitting. The story of Harry Potter or those written in our epic indicate one thing. That this earth is not what we see it is. That there are powers, people,brains beyond all this.Of course these suppositions are not proven to be true, but they aren't proven wrong either. Amusingly so, neither is the modern science equipped enough to prove these things wrong.

Maybe we are all computer programmed organic robots kept in a simulated real life environment.Maybe beyond the skies and the sun live the angels and Gods in heaven. Again, the things are passed off as baseless.But what if there is something we are totally unaware of, something that is an integral part of life but still we miss it.

According to fantasy writer Douglas Adams, the earth is just a supercomputer built by rats to find the ultimate meaning of life. This sounds gibberish that one cannot overlook the possibility that maybe we are a part of some gigantic system, a small cog in a complex machinery. The vastness of universe often creates such doubts.

No law of science can be treated as totally universal. There are countless examples where old scientific theories, which were very readily accepted by people, were discarded like a piece of nonsense when new facts were discovered.


When the world was wide beyond our eyes, we accepted it to be flat. Only when some people tried to think beyond this 'unshakable truth' did the real truth come out. What we truly need is unbiased fresh approach,which challenges every pivotal belief in the world. Only if one starts afresh from the basic developments such as languages, civilizations and religions; will the answer be found.


Question what they say and never discard any possibility only because its too odd to be true.What Darwin said was unbelievable, but true. Again the definition of truth is skewed here. What Darwin proposed was accepted and followed by the world thereafter. But now, even the Darwin's theory has been modified. Modern biology doesn't believe that Darwin's postulates are entirely true. God know what really the truth is.


The biggest question that poses in front of us is the presence of God. Does God exist? If yes, then what exactly is God? It he a human, or a source of power, or a centre of force? Is it a thing or just thoughts? If yet God is not proven to be there, then why do so many people believe in God? So many people cannot be blindfolded at the same time. Or maybe they can be!!


In our quest for the answer to everything we humans have come a long way. Questions like this have always enticed us and keep on doing so till eternity. That said, does anyone know how long eternity is? maybe God does.